like being on tour but never leaving town

hi kids.

we play on wednesday.
then on friday.
then again on tuesday.
then on friday.
then also the next wednesday.
then we play the day after that which is thursday.

we just shot a video for joe d which will probably be cool.
also there's our narnack records debut album coming out in march or april.
we are selling limited edition 7" white vinyl with those club bangers that you like on them.

we are making ddd's with stuff on them for you to buy for a pittance.
they are better than dvd's but not as good as blu-rays.
they will be limited too because it's not like we're made of money, son.
we're like 94% water i hear.

also we're still trying to get earrings made for the womenfolk.
we love you all you womenfolk we're just really busy with our upper management investment banking jobs
and popping bottles with models.
t-shirts, yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssk...

okay come share in the magic at one or all of the upcoming engagements.
you might be injured but you'll be glad you were.
brawndo has what plants crave.
it's got electrolytes.

your amigos,
RESTAVRANT
(that's a U in Romans.)